Earth Survival Guide 2020, Why You are Probably from Another Planet and How to Survive This One (At Least Through 2020)
It was absolutely necessary to update by previous Earth Survival Guide in order to tell what I have learned about the deadly interplanetary species that has recently taken over power here on Earth.
I speak, of course, of the GRABs (Greedy Racist Aggressive Bullies) and the BUFs (Blind Unthinking Followers).
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Finally, I dug through my scraps of paper and post-its, illustrated my favorites with photos from Ed’s gargoyle collection and produced this book.
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Earth Survival Guide, Why You are Probably from Another Planet and How to Survive This One
I wrote this book in 2016, back in the days of innocence, before the GRABs and BUFs took over.
It is really two books in one. The first half, which is a tongue-in-cheek look at our crazy society, flowed right out of my frustration that some people seem to fit right in, while I am in a state of perpetual confusion. All of it, from truffles to trophy wives, just seems so impossible to understand!
So I came to the obvious conclusion: I must be from another planet! If you find this world as confusing as I do, it may well be because you are not an Earthling, either. Readers who share my view of the absurd tell me that they laughed out loud at my observations. Others, I fear, just shook their heads. (Oh, well. They were probably Earthlings…)
So after making fun of our lives, and supplying you with some handy survival hints (like the most important phrase for you to know: “Beam me up, Scottie!”), I felt I needed to present another view, a way out, a possible cure for this madness which is life on Earth.
So in the second half, I introduce the Power Animals in more depth, including which power animals to turn to for which survival characteristics. I also offer some practical tools to help you be centered and calm in the midst of all this madness. And I do all this within the story of how the Power Animals came to Earth.
A Call to Greatness, the Exciting, Joyous Journey Your Soul Wants You to Take
This is a personal story of part of my spiritual journey, how I moved from skepticism into belief, and a more in-depth exploration of my relationships with Jesus, Quado and Running Wolf.
It is an invitation for you to set forth on your own journey, permission for you to be just as far out on the edge as you care to be and as Spirit leads you to be. Let’s go!
There is a Garden, A Song in Spiritual Time
This was my first book, about the start of my spiritual journey.
It is no longer available for sale.